I have seven options:
Example:
Aldi’s is a place to get good, cheap coffee
Example:
If the coffee I drank at Aldi allowed me to read minds, that would be so interesting and novel that I’d have something to write about.
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If I knew how to brew the perfect cup of Aldi coffee, I’d have something to write about (alas, I only know how to brew a decent cup of coffee).
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If Aldi’s brand of coffee was, in my opinion, an excellent, economical brand on par with the much more expensive Starbucks, I now have a topic.
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If I find out that the production of Aldi’s coffee involves better pay for the workers who harvest it and ship it, I have an idea for a political essay on my hands.
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That’s not just a simple, mundane cup of coffee. It’s manufactured by good aliens who know that when I taste it, I’ll remember that they chose me as the warrior who will save earth from an invasion by evil aliens.